Whether you're cutting down trees or attending an ornithologist's birthday party

the Lost Elements shirt is your portable to-do list for the forest

and may God show mercy upon any tourist who blinks while opening a bag of chips or fumbles with the bait on their fishing rod

everything points to this aggression being caused solely by a severe lack of strong morning coffee

Sandpiper Shirt - Starfish Size:M Whether you're cutting down treesThe Sandpiper is known for its long migrations, spending summers on the Arctic tundra before it apparently realizes that it's bloody cold. Then, it flees southward along the coasts of Europe, with the most cold sensitive sandpipers continuing their journey all the way to South Africa. Pictured here is a sandpiper moments after landing in Southern Spain, and moments before it indulges in its first sangria. #vivalaevolutionThe shirt features a collar