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100% airlume combed & ringspoun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying

• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

100% polyester (so you know it's classy AF) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying

"Ben Franklin Whizzing on the Blue Star" Hoodie Size:2XL 👌 (DON'T LOOK AT THEThe Story The Deets The Care We were big Calvin & Hobbes fans as kids. They did some pretty cool things in that comic strip. But the coolest thing I ever saw Calvin do.. was pee on the blue star. That image, depicted on countless bumper stickers that rolled into the Vet on Game Day back in the 80s and 90s, is forever seared into my brain. As an homage, we're bringing it back, but with a Founding Father twist. And since Ben Franklin was easily the