This one goes out to all the Kansas City Swifties

The 'Fuck it Let's Drink' shirt from our friends at Buy me Brunch recommends the path of least resistance to drinking

Regrets are like mice

whether you're naughty or nice

Taco Ball Marker Abe Lincoln This one goes out toIMPORTANT NOTE: NO RETURNS. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Grab your clubs and hit the green. No ball marker? No problem! Introducing the Taco Silver Plated Ball Marker. Guaranteed to help you hit a sub 80 on the next course possibly maybe more than likely, not. Keep track of your balls while you're keeping calm and hitting bombs! PRODUCT DETAILS Dimensions: 1. 25" L x 1" W x 0. 1" H Silver plated with colorfill