this perfect little green soldier sits with their legs kicked forward and holds a suction dart gun in their left hand

Dashie has a sculpted rage symbol in the top left of his head

while perched on a mini mountain of freshly picked potatoes

— Bearded Audio (@ianthebeard) October 31

JRM Plush (9in) sep_2023_drop this perfect little green soldierThe Plush JRM has teamed up with us, this time to share some love not lashes! This brand new 9 inch plush shows JRMs love for avocado, by creating an avocado plush! This plush is modeled to show this fruit cut in half, showing a deep green back with a nice light green inside. Two little feet stick out at the base, while short arms wrap inward to hold onto a red heart shaped avocado pit. Above the heart, is a happy face with a cute smile. This plush is