this is just the tee you need to tell the world you've discovered the difference between "growing up" and "growing old

with a Welcome to Atlantic City graphic across the front

featuring a green shamrock with the text "sassy lassy" around it

If you had x-ray vision

Always Be Yourself Pineapple Juniors Soft Tank Top Gardening this is just the teeAll growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a .. PINEAPPLE?! This Old Glory design is printed on a 100% cotton junior's soft tank top, featuring the words, "Always be Yourself, Unless You Can Be a Pineapple. Then Always a Pineapple" across the front. Because being a pineapple is so much cooler.