if that's not your thing get yourself the Bobby Pumpkin tee

Because let's get real

It lets Old Glory fly so nobly between the Keep Calm and Chive On motto that it may bring a single tear to your eye

UPF 50 rating

Chive Intern Tee Size:XXL if that's not your thingHow Does It Fit Standard fit. Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 60 40 Combed ring spun cotton poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable baby rib set in collar. Shoulder to shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double needle sleeve and bottom hem. Low Heat Dry Cold Wash CHEST SIZE (in) CHEST (in) LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) S 36 38