Cards read "Happy Birthday

multi-color design brings to a fine-quality t-shirt

Also available in unisex sizes

Keep a smile (or at least a smirk) on your face and your hands in your pockets

Christmas Could Be Worse Travel Mug ghastly guardians Cards read "Happy BirthdayA Christmas version of our almost famous Things Could Be Worse travel mug. This porcelain mug is decorated with reminders that there are worse things that an imperfect Christmas. Your new travel companions include pterodactyls, Sasquatch, giant frogs, dubious musicians, walking fish, robots, the grim reaper, quadrupeds, pirates, UFOs, voracious sea monsters, zombie poodle, dinosaurs, a nutcracker, and maniacal snowmenall decked out with holiday cheer.