Sometimes you have to protect yourself like any good sci-fi geek

This Bob Marley toddler 3/4/ sleeve t-shirt comes in grey and red and features Bob Marley and the Team Marley logo

From The Seattle Mariners comes this awesome High Definition & Heavy Duty Acrylic License Plate of a Baseball Field with the Seattle Mariners Team Logo on it

with a Bluth's Original Frozen Banana stand logo on the front

Beard Woman Shirt Cardinal Red Adult T-Shirt Size:MD Sometimes you have to protectThere are plenty of things we could call a guy who can't grow a beard. Here's one! This Old Glory design is printed on a 100% cotton adult t shirt, featuring the text, "There's a Word for People Without a Beard: Woman" on the front.