Crafted from 100% Turkish cotton

This is a decorative item and is not made to be worn

The joke starts with the package itself

Unisex Gildan Tee

Chattahoochee 1992 Unisex Muscle Tee lgbtqia ally Crafted from 100% Turkish cottonWay down yonder in 1992 we were havin a good ole time on that Chattahoochee! Printed on an American Apparel Unisex Muscle tank. 6 oz. yd, 100% cotton, 18 singles Our Heavyweight Cotton Collection is a classic favorite, now garment dyed for that lived in feel Boxy fit, mid length Wide rib collar Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability Recycled tear away label Proud member of the U. S. Cotton Trust Protocol Made with OEKO TEX certified low